DARnac the Magnificant, Movie Title Edition

D.A. Ridgely on Mar 23rd 2008

It’s time once again to dust off the turban and present that All-Seeing, All-Knowing, Mystic Seer, Sage of the East and part-time Bijou Theater ticket-taker…

DARnac the Magnificent!

May we have the first envelope please?

The Nanny Diaries

. . . . . . . . . . What’s the source of Democratic domestic policy?

No Country For Old Men

. . . . . . . . . . Describe Hillary’s bedroom.

The Number 23

. . . . . . . . . . How many TV ads do Hillary and Obama each run per hour?

Feast of Love

. . . . . . . . . . What will the Democrats pretend their convention will be?

There Will Be Blood

. . . . . . . . . . What will it really be like?

300

. . . . . . . . . . Give or take a century, how old is John McCain?

Across The Universe

. . . . . . . . . . Where does the Weekly Standard want U.S. troops?

I’m Not There

. . . . . . . . . . What do we want George Bush to say about the White House?

Away From Her

. . . . . . . . . . What can’t Bill Clinton wait to be?

Hitman and Shooter

. . . . . . . . . . What do the Secret Service call Karl Rove and Dick Cheney?

American Gangster

. . . . . . . . . . And President Bush?

Gone Baby Gone

. . . . . . . . . . Describe Eliot Spitzer’s political future.

Planet Terror

. . . . . . . . . . What strategy do George Bush and Osama bin Laden share?

Aliens vs. Predator – Requiem

. . . . . . . . . . Describe the end of Tom Tancredo’s presidential candidacy.

The 11th Hour

. . . . . . . . . . What did Eliot Spitzer get free after every ten hookers?

Enchanted

. . . . . . . . . . What sort of voters is Barak Obama counting on?

Awake

. . . . . . . . . . What sort is he most worried about?

I Know Who Killed Me

. . . . . . . . . . If Obama loses, what will he say about Jeremiah Wright?

I Am Legend

. . . . . . . . . . What’s in McCain’s own mind.

Superbad

. . . . . . . . . . How badly is the media in the tank for Obama?

Filed in The Basement, The Bijou

3 Responses to “DARnac the Magnificant, Movie Title Edition”

  1. Ed McMahonon 23 Mar 2008 at 10:37 pm

    Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeere’s Ridgely!
    Huh huh huh!
    Hoi-oh!

  2. Stevo Darklyon 24 Mar 2008 at 1:35 pm

    All political commentary should be like this.

  3. Jerryon 24 Mar 2008 at 2:05 pm

    “No Country For Old Men

    . . . . . . . . . . Describe Hillary’s bedroom.”

    Dammm you DARnac, now I have to go change my diaper.

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