DARnac the Magnificant, Movie Title Edition
D.A. Ridgely on Mar 23rd 2008
It’s time once again to dust off the turban and present that All-Seeing, All-Knowing, Mystic Seer, Sage of the East and part-time Bijou Theater ticket-taker…
DARnac the Magnificent!
May we have the first envelope please?
The Nanny Diaries
. . . . . . . . . . What’s the source of Democratic domestic policy?
No Country For Old Men
. . . . . . . . . . Describe Hillary’s bedroom.
The Number 23
. . . . . . . . . . How many TV ads do Hillary and Obama each run per hour?
Feast of Love
. . . . . . . . . . What will the Democrats pretend their convention will be?
There Will Be Blood
. . . . . . . . . . What will it really be like?
300
. . . . . . . . . . Give or take a century, how old is John McCain?
Across The Universe
. . . . . . . . . . Where does the Weekly Standard want U.S. troops?
I’m Not There
. . . . . . . . . . What do we want George Bush to say about the White House?
Away From Her
. . . . . . . . . . What can’t Bill Clinton wait to be?
Hitman and Shooter
. . . . . . . . . . What do the Secret Service call Karl Rove and Dick Cheney?
American Gangster
. . . . . . . . . . And President Bush?
Gone Baby Gone
. . . . . . . . . . Describe Eliot Spitzer’s political future.
Planet Terror
. . . . . . . . . . What strategy do George Bush and Osama bin Laden share?
Aliens vs. Predator – Requiem
. . . . . . . . . . Describe the end of Tom Tancredo’s presidential candidacy.
The 11th Hour
. . . . . . . . . . What did Eliot Spitzer get free after every ten hookers?
Enchanted
. . . . . . . . . . What sort of voters is Barak Obama counting on?
Awake
. . . . . . . . . . What sort is he most worried about?
I Know Who Killed Me
. . . . . . . . . . If Obama loses, what will he say about Jeremiah Wright?
I Am Legend
. . . . . . . . . . What’s in McCain’s own mind.
Superbad
. . . . . . . . . . How badly is the media in the tank for Obama?
Filed in The Basement, The Bijou
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeere’s Ridgely!
Huh huh huh!
Hoi-oh!
All political commentary should be like this.
“No Country For Old Men
. . . . . . . . . . Describe Hillary’s bedroom.”
Dammm you DARnac, now I have to go change my diaper.